Sure, these jokes are awful, empty headed, embarrassing, unforgivable, a travesty against real comedy and an unfathomable vaccuum of good sense and decency. No self respecting human being would put these to paper, let alone perform them on stage. I have been told by every credible comic and nine year old to never, ever admit to, let alone perform these jokes, which stink to high heaven and cause any well-schholed fish to turn tail and risk being gobbled up rather than listen for one more second. So rather than ever perform these in public again, I will list them here in toto. I may perform them again, actually, but I am incline toward whale like fibs, so I probably will anyway. Its not like anyone is crowding around the stage with like a koi at feeding time, panties at the ready, so go right to the depths of the mariana trench with my current Gulf Stream-like material.
1. Why was the fish so religious? Because he had sole.
2. Why did the fish sing the blues? Same reason.
3. Why didn’t noise bother the fish? Because he had bad herring.
4. What’s the best thing about hiphop? When they drop the bass! Yeah yeah yeah.
5. Why was everyone able to trick the fish? Because he was a Chinook.
6. What does the pirate fish say? Gar!
7. Why did the fish go to fat camp? Because he was a chub.
8. What kind of shoes does the stingray prefer. A skate.
9. Why is the compliment fish scared? Because some people are ALWAYs fishing for him.
10. Why did the fisherman cross the road. For the halibut.
Why did the fish cross the road? Same reason
11. Why did the fish go to law school? Because he had a porpoise.
12. Why did the two fish hate each? Because they were anemones.
13. What does a fish say when he makes a great discovery? Ahi!
14. Which fish can make you feel uncomfortable? The cuttle fish.
15. Which fish DOES NOT have intimacy issues? The cuttle fish.
16. Why was the fish comedian booed off the stage? Because he was a hake.
17. What kind of fish might be your best friend? The chum.
18. Why was the fish always nervous? He was afraid to start a roe.
19. What is my worst nightmare? Getting caught in a gill net.
20. Why was the fish such a coward? Because he was yella (tailed).
21. Why did the fish go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crappie.